fart in the face
Realms In The Firmament
by Feng Ling Tian Xia
Ye Xiao was a superior cultivator in his previous life. The three factions of the Qing-Yun Realm killed millions of people every time they attempt to seize cultivation resources. Wealthy towns turn to wastelands in just a single night. They covered up their crime with assertion that the towns were suffering from pestilence and disasters.They forcibly held all the resources for cultivation, monopolized all valuable practice materials, and kept outsiders from cultivating so that only their three f…
Immortal in The Apocalypse
by ColorfulAutumnWind
Born as a true god, Zhu Lin shoulders heavy responsibilities throughout her life. After her tribulation failed, she fell into a small world --- a world where zombies and mutants were rampant. Coming to this new world, she tried to find a way to return to the Six Realms, but discovered a long-forgotten truth instead. Faced with reality, she is forced to make a choice, where one wrong choice could destroy the entire world...
The Paladin in the Abyss
by Big Cluck
This book takes you on a tour of one of the most terrifying yet also most mysterious planes in the Multiverse: the Bottomless Abyss.------------A Knight, forsaken by his liege, was forced to exile himself to the Abyss. Due to a fortuitous encounter, he obtained the legacy of a Spiritual Cultivator. What kind of story will he encounter?------------Book club group 1158759173The setting mixes the backgrounds of editions 3 and 5, adhering strictly to DND settings apart from the protagonist's profess…
Plundering in the Apocalypse
by Dakshay
Do you know how long will you live? Are you sure when you wake up the next morning, you will continue your life just like any other day? What if the world wanted to flip your life upside down?What will you do? What can you do?This is what happened to Shin. who took his life for granted and was taught a lesson when the world flipped upside down. Many strange phenomena were occurring. People started gaining abilities and evolving. Many different threats to humanity started appearing. The world was…
The Voyage in the Blizzard
by Leon Kingraph
First thing you should know before reading this novel. It is BL story. Here, you will find a romance between two male leads. If you are okay with that, keep reading. This story takes place in a cold world which has nothing but a curse and a strong blizzard.Here, on Frosty Mountain Peaks, live only warriors.Their goals are to stay alive as long as possible and protect their lands from the furious beasts.For many centuries, warriors were the only inhabitants of this world.Until one day, the day wh…
Ninth In the World
by Goose Five
In the endless Universe is eight primordial laws. Each of the eight laws have been fused with a supreme expert, but unbeknownst to everyone, there is a ninth law in the universe. It tears open the Primordial Chaos and is beyond reach.Di Jiu—whose name is a homophone for 'ninth'—is the ungifted son of a powerful Di family clan in the Ji Nation as he lacks martial roots. Unwilling to resign to his fate, he practices medicine, hoping to one day cure himself. One day, the king orders a massacre of t…
Brain Fart
by SmallFries
Scenes that will never make it in normal stories. Irregular Updates.*Used to be a deleted story
Love at First Fart
by Cliff_Queen
A love story between Careless Whisper and Farty McSniffer.Lots of cliffhangers...Updates not stable.Read at your own risk.Cover not mine.
TO kill a Fart
by ButtFarts
this is the Tale of a Boy who wants to never have embarrassing farts again
The Fart Collector
by Joriana_Gavino
Within the darkness is a pureth and innocent, having covenant with the devil not to abuse but to protect the weak. The greediness covered under the silk robe made of gold, twisting the role of good and evil. The demon is now at the pedestal, stepped on the back of the submissive fool. Human are now become the animal in the wilderness hunted by predator.
Farting In Houston
by Khendia
Elizabeth Heaton, a bored CIA analyst, finally gets some career excitement when she’s sent to Houston to help catch and turn a Chinese spy working for a low-level defense contractor. She finds love on the job but her love life gets entangled with her assignment, leaving Elizabeth stuck in the middle.
Deep In The Mud
by Akia200
"There is only one happiness in this life and that is to be loved" - George sandAurora has always been the 'unattractive, unattainable' girl throughout her whole life. No man has ever approached her with the intention of courting her, rather they approached her to learn more about her best friend. She was better known as a 'DUFF'. But now with her best friend dead and a baby depending on her, she finds herself trapped in a loveless marriage that will test and strengthen her character. Like most …
The man in charge
by Tirah h fillemon
After being left at the altar, Sebastian Knight swore off love forever. Now, he’s a ruthless billionaire, his heart as cold as the empire he rules. No emotions. No weaknesses. Just control. Sophia isn’t your average girl. With a body that turns heads, a face that stops time, and a confidence that dares anyone to challenge her, she’s a walking temptation. The kind of woman who doesn’t need saving—she’s her own damn hero. To Sebastian, she’s just another distraction. “She’s just a girl”. But when …
Demons in the Mirror
by Moonaisy
{On Hiatus}Everyone had the exact replica of themselves in the mirror. It was just the shadow of yourself, a shape of a person imitating your every move.What if I tell you, the mirror was just a barrier for another world- for another copy of you? Another copy you would be terrified to see.A demon version of you.Every people in this world had a counterpart. Everyone had a demon of their own, living freely of their will in the world inside their mirror.The exact replica, yet different stories they…
That Time I Got Killed By A Fart
by Comfort_Sara00
Truck Kun? Check.Being reborn in a novel? Check.Being a side character? Check.Having a system? Check.Dying by fart? Che- wait what-In a world where the laws of the universe take a coffee break, and the ridiculous knows no bounds, "That Time I Got Killed By a Fart" is a one of a kind Eastern fantasy novel that'll leave you gasping for breath (no, not from the flatulence).Meet Ye Qing, your not-so-average protagonist, who thought her life was as ordinary as they come. That is, until the day she fo…
The One Who Farts
by elittlebig_1
In a world where farting do not exist. The man will become The one Who Farts. This story will become boring, maybe. The enemys are not yet decided. That world not need, but that world gets. *NOT Recommended for people**Irregular Publish**BORING STORY**DUMB AUTHOR**DUMB NAMES**TRASH STORYTELLING**TRASH BACKSTORY**BULLSHIT SETTING**BULLSHIT ROMANCE*(IF there is maybe a romance)*BULLSHIT CONFLICTS**ONE-DIMENSIONAL CHARACTERS**OBVIOUSLY CARDBOARD PERSONALITY*